Do you guys love bananas or something?

Outer Space is the most fascinating thing to date. It has changed everything we know about our mysterious existence in the Universe. However space travel has turned out to be down right ridiculous in some ways and one of the most unique experiences one could have the opportunity to be chosen for at the same time. To get the point, Mic Douglas and I don't age anymore and haven't for sometime now. We are served a daily dose of youth elixir along with our vitamins and other vital nutrients every morning at breakfast. We've been in the youth program for about 20 years, pretty much ever since i can recall. Space travel also drastically alters the aging process as we understand it. We have become accustomed to being different ages depending on where we are at the time.

One of the kookiest discoveries of all time was stumbled upon through space station greenhouse experiments and vegetation space probe research. Bananas are indigenous to Earth and are unable to be grown anywhere outside of the planet. The most remarkable fact recently discovered about bananas if you can believe it is, that they somehow decay at a radically slower rate when in constant motion traveling through space. So you ask me "do i love bananas".......I sometimes sit for hours and stare off into space and just dream about how different my life would be if bananas never existed. Bananas are not so much a fruit anymore as they are a calender. Bananas are how we count our birthdays. We use them like seasons, we watch them slowly rot and each phase represents a need for change on the spaceship. It takes approximately one full Earth cycle for a vibrant green unripened banana to turn putrid pitch black.

I haven't eaten a banana in over 12 years but today is different. Today I'm gonna have a banana and no i won't record it you'll just have to take my word for it.
Until next time .