Journal entry 2:
As I am writing this, the guard-monkey is laughing. I'm not sure why, only that it has something to do with me writing. He could be laughing at our language, but I think he's laughing because I'm writing this just minutes before I may die. He doesn't know our secret.
Me and Deken had barely escaped the KillMonkey's deadly trap, when we were caught by the famed Monkey-Guard of the Monkey Drome. As a unit they are called the Monkey-Guard, but individually they are Guard-Monkeys. Strange, I know. I'm not sure what they are famed for, they remind me of the guards and policemen on Earth. They did capture us fairly easily, due to the after-effects of the KillMonkey's pheremones. Now we are in seperate cells underneath the Monkey Drome. I can hear the crowd, their bloodthirsty chants echo through my cell.
Now the Monkey Queen has decided that one of us shall live. She has forced us into a verbal battle, to the death. Our opponents? Each other...
1.21.2011
1.13.2011
Sic Dat Monkey
Journal entry 1:
The battle of KillMonkey was the toughest fight we've had in a long time.
We both barely made it out alive. The Mech warrior was equipped with the most sophisticated weaponry we have ever encountered. The Monkey used a deadly combination of bullets, missiles, bananas, bombs and lasers but her bio-weapons were what gave her an edge. During the battle she released pheromones that seemed to turn Mic Douglas and I against each other. We began to argue and lose focus on the mission at hand. We were confused by the sense of arousal we felt toward her even while she was trying very hard to kill us. While ducking and taking cover Mic Douglas kept telling me how beautiful he thought she was. I found myself agreeing with him and hoping she would maybe stop shooting us so we could get to know her better. It came in waves, it kinda reminded me of how I felt on X.
When I could think clearly and I wasn't firing my Taurian Plasma Rifle or Yelling at Mic Douglas. I remembered we were equipped with a little secret weapon of our own. I was carrying a med-pack containing two syringes of a special serum called agent-zero. I wasn't even sure WTF it did but at this point we were gonna die anyway so it really didn't matter. When Mic Douglas stood up to take a few suppressive shots @ KillMonkey I stabbed him in the leg with the serum and then plunged the other needle into my own chest. Within seconds we were back to our old selves again. From here it didn't take long for us to figure out a way to bring KillMonkey down. She went down slow and easy. We finished her off with a back to back double supreme rapid fire money shot. I have a feeling this won't be the last of Veronica Chase.
The battle of KillMonkey was the toughest fight we've had in a long time.
We both barely made it out alive. The Mech warrior was equipped with the most sophisticated weaponry we have ever encountered. The Monkey used a deadly combination of bullets, missiles, bananas, bombs and lasers but her bio-weapons were what gave her an edge. During the battle she released pheromones that seemed to turn Mic Douglas and I against each other. We began to argue and lose focus on the mission at hand. We were confused by the sense of arousal we felt toward her even while she was trying very hard to kill us. While ducking and taking cover Mic Douglas kept telling me how beautiful he thought she was. I found myself agreeing with him and hoping she would maybe stop shooting us so we could get to know her better. It came in waves, it kinda reminded me of how I felt on X.
When I could think clearly and I wasn't firing my Taurian Plasma Rifle or Yelling at Mic Douglas. I remembered we were equipped with a little secret weapon of our own. I was carrying a med-pack containing two syringes of a special serum called agent-zero. I wasn't even sure WTF it did but at this point we were gonna die anyway so it really didn't matter. When Mic Douglas stood up to take a few suppressive shots @ KillMonkey I stabbed him in the leg with the serum and then plunged the other needle into my own chest. Within seconds we were back to our old selves again. From here it didn't take long for us to figure out a way to bring KillMonkey down. She went down slow and easy. We finished her off with a back to back double supreme rapid fire money shot. I have a feeling this won't be the last of Veronica Chase.
1.05.2011
Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"
Today we learned Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus. It was surprisingly fun to learn such a generic song.
When we agreed that we would learn the next song that any band member submitted via email I never thought this would end up being the one. After hesitation we stuck to the plan and pulled it off. By the end of practice I was in love with Personal Jesus for several meaningless reasons that I won't waste your time explaining.
This is a song about unbalanced love. I like that a lot. Trying to make the person you love your Jesus is a lot of pressure to put on someone. I understand how the subject feels. Sometime you meet a person that seems to love you like God or have a God like love flowing from their every word and touch. I think the concept is sad but beautiful. People want to be loved and It seems also that people want to believe in a higher power. It would only make sense that the higher power also provided the highest love. So blah blah blah......
1989 was a great year. I salute you Martin Gore. We pay homage today to the great bands that have come before us. This song is pure genius but I'll let each person figure that out on their own time. I'm glad A-Keysy chose this song. It enabled me to take the time to really listen to the song and enjoy for what seems like the very first time.
When we agreed that we would learn the next song that any band member submitted via email I never thought this would end up being the one. After hesitation we stuck to the plan and pulled it off. By the end of practice I was in love with Personal Jesus for several meaningless reasons that I won't waste your time explaining.
This is a song about unbalanced love. I like that a lot. Trying to make the person you love your Jesus is a lot of pressure to put on someone. I understand how the subject feels. Sometime you meet a person that seems to love you like God or have a God like love flowing from their every word and touch. I think the concept is sad but beautiful. People want to be loved and It seems also that people want to believe in a higher power. It would only make sense that the higher power also provided the highest love. So blah blah blah......
1989 was a great year. I salute you Martin Gore. We pay homage today to the great bands that have come before us. This song is pure genius but I'll let each person figure that out on their own time. I'm glad A-Keysy chose this song. It enabled me to take the time to really listen to the song and enjoy for what seems like the very first time.
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