Journal entry 1:
The battle of KillMonkey was the toughest fight we've had in a long time.
We both barely made it out alive. The Mech warrior was equipped with the most sophisticated weaponry we have ever encountered. The Monkey used a deadly combination of bullets, missiles, bananas, bombs and lasers but her bio-weapons were what gave her an edge. During the battle she released pheromones that seemed to turn Mic Douglas and I against each other. We began to argue and lose focus on the mission at hand. We were confused by the sense of arousal we felt toward her even while she was trying very hard to kill us. While ducking and taking cover Mic Douglas kept telling me how beautiful he thought she was. I found myself agreeing with him and hoping she would maybe stop shooting us so we could get to know her better. It came in waves, it kinda reminded me of how I felt on X.
When I could think clearly and I wasn't firing my Taurian Plasma Rifle or Yelling at Mic Douglas. I remembered we were equipped with a little secret weapon of our own. I was carrying a med-pack containing two syringes of a special serum called agent-zero. I wasn't even sure WTF it did but at this point we were gonna die anyway so it really didn't matter. When Mic Douglas stood up to take a few suppressive shots @ KillMonkey I stabbed him in the leg with the serum and then plunged the other needle into my own chest. Within seconds we were back to our old selves again. From here it didn't take long for us to figure out a way to bring KillMonkey down. She went down slow and easy. We finished her off with a back to back double supreme rapid fire money shot. I have a feeling this won't be the last of Veronica Chase.
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